I write sales pages & launch copy for people who don't want to fuck this up.

You've got something to sell. It's good. You know it's good. But every time you try to write the page, it comes out either corporate or desperate or just doesn't HIT. 

So, when you hire me to write your sales page, the first thing I do is get on a 30 minute call with you. Phone, Zoom, whatever you fancy. I ask questions. You talk. I listen.

But not for what you think you sound like. For what you actually sound like when you stop trying to be 'professional'. The phrases you'd edit out. The opinions you think are "too much." The way you explain things when you're not performing.

That's your voice. That's what sells. And you can't hear it yourself - you're too close. But I can.

I also ask everything I need to know about your offer. You tell me about it (or send me a Google doc with the details). Then I do competitor research and a SWOT analysis so the page isn't just well written - it's well positioned.

Then I write a sales page that sells the shit out of it.

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Pricing

Sales page: £1,250 +VAT
Voice extraction call. Competitor research. SWOT analysis. Two rounds of revisions. A page that actually sounds like you and sells the thing.

Sales page rewrite: £750 +VAT
Same process, but we're working from what you've already written. Voice extraction call. Competitor research. SWOT analysis. Two rounds of revisions. (Considered case-by-case. If your current page needs writing from scratch, I'll tell you.)

Sales page + launch strategy and copy: £3,000 +VAT
The sales page, plus the emails and posts that get people to it. This is where I'm in the thinking as well as the writing - so you're not just getting copy, you're getting strategy.

Retainer: £1,750 +VAT/month, minimum 3 months
Only available after we've worked together on a sales page. Ongoing conversion copy and launch support for when you want your stuff to keep working without starting from scratch every time.

Payment plans available because I'm not a dick about money. Pay for the retainer in full upfront, 10% off.

If you want to see examples...

My work is, of course, in other people's voices - and many of the launches I've written for aren't live anymore. And to be honest, a portfolio wouldn't tell you much - a good sales page repels the wrong people on purpose. You might hate it. That's the point. 

If you're reading this page and it's landing, you're looking at one example. 

Here's what the work has done:

Client results

  • Anna Payne, £1,600+VAT sales strategist programme: £53k launch. Sales page and launch copy. Her next programme at £597+VAT did ~£20k. Same again - sales page and launch copy.
  • Emma Rowland, 12 week NT programme at £1,495: Just under £15k. A launch she said "totally smashed my best goal" and "Georgina captured my voice and vibe and the results speak for themselves".
  • £4,000 one-to-one therapy programme: 2 signups + 5 discovery calls within 24 hours of the sales page going live.
  • Live business and self development event, $250/ticket: $250,000 in sales. 1,000 tickets sold out in five days. Sales page and launch copy.
  • Low ticket, £27 weight loss self-study course: Went from 0.8% conversion to 7.2% after I wrote the sales page and launch copy. Same offer. Same price. Same audience. Different words. 9x increase from the same traffic.
  • Low ticket, £27 downloadable (my own past product): 34.6% conversion rate. Industry average on low ticket is around 7%.
  • Brenda Gabriel, luxury business membership: Cried reading her sales page and said: "it's like Georgina climbed into my heart, not my head, to pull out the words I hadn't even formulated yet".
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